esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

cannibalsuxx:

pussy game too strong

cannibalsuxx:

pussy game too strong

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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yoncevevo:

*types in /tagged/me after ur url* “page not found”

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I should probably masturbate
me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone

anindoorkitty:

aech2044:

I like Hawking.

Being almost completely paralysed has done nothing to diminish his snark.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver - giving Colbert & Stewart a run for their money

fantasticdinos:

fffffffuckkk

fantasticdinos:

fffffffuckkk

kissmycatastrophe:

there is no context behind this but we all know and it tastes delicious

kissmycatastrophe:

there is no context behind this but we all know and it tastes delicious